The classic struggle of Evil vs Good has begun.
Russell has recently launched his new website, Click
to read his blasphemy. You may laugh at his writing and
enjoy it, but rest assured your a fucking sinner. Don't worry I
won't send you to hell, but make sure to spend all of your time
dedicated to the revolution
want to listen to me? Think I am still wrong? Of course you don't,
and to reassure your confidence in the competency of the best sean
I have made a list of 10 reasons why I am better.
I often find myself signing autographs for fans
- He often finds himself masturbating to John Mayer
He is shorter then me
He has a 4.0 GPA, what the fuck is that shit?
go back to Massachusetts
- He has reportedly (by me) had sexual relations with his
- His nickname is Rusticals
- My nicknames are Sean The Idol, Sean The Foust, or on occasion
- His favorite movie is "Water World"
- He has a cardboard cut-out of a
giant douche bag
- I have cardboard that goes to more use then his cut-out
he claims to have beaten me in the board game Risk. Now to set the
record straight I have never played him in this game and if I would
he wouldn't know what hit him. Here
he tells that he is off the scale of greatness and there is no humanly
way to reach him. But what he failed to mention is that he is off
the scale in the wrong direction. He merely flipped the scale upside
down to make it look as though he is above greatness when in fact
he is below it. What a sad and pathetic attempt to mislead your
trusting viewers into believing your the greatest thing in existence.
Still think i'm wrong? Just look what magazines
have had to say about us*
"Russ is the human equivalence of the devil" - Time
"We fully support Sean Foust, his blond hair and blue eyes
will lead us in the right direction" - Aryan Magazine
"Russ is to Sean as a hug is to anal" - Hustler
*All what I would think of them to say, but not
actually said yet
Russ copied my Time Cover idea so I decided to ban
him from my web site to prevent it from happening again. Click
to see what he is seeing and Click
to see what he might be experiencing.
Every time you visit thebetterruss.tk a sound chimes in suggestion
of touching his penis. Since the targeted audience for his website
is me, we can safely jump to the conclusion russ is a homosexual.
Nothing says friday night alone quite like a giant cardboard cutout
of a man in your bedroom. And If you must know, the cardboard
that goes to more use then his cut-out is sitting in my garage
getting in the way.
Your "full-proof" idea sounds good, but
what exactly does it mean? I am pretty sure you are thinking of
the saying "fool-proof". On the opening page he says "Poor
Sean, he has resorted to asking himself questions to fill up his
page", the most hypocritical thing I have ever heard. Kidz
is the exact same thing, only my questions aren't about
parental abuse and Nazi's, they are promoting the fact that I am
the best and always will be.