The Best
Havoc Tips by Clint Wilson

These are mostly all orginal and made by Clint Wilson, if your a blogger or generally an idiot with a website don't post this on your site without giving credit to the creator.


Havoc Tips

  1. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
  2. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places
  3. Devote your life to politics become president then raise taxes to 90%
  4. Go to a fancy restaurant decline to be seated and munch off the free mints
  5. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one
  6. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars
  7. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks
  8. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
  9. Bring 17 things into the dressing room
  10. Call every girl you know "dude".
  11. Call your neighbors collect
  12. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name
  13. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
  14. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl
  15. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
  16. Buy it, wear it, return it
  17. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says
  18. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners
  19. Drum on every available surface
  20. Face the back when standing in an elevator
  21. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  22. When your teacher gives you a syllabus, take it home, correct it, give it a grade, and return it to the teacher. Demand extra credit
  23. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a
    can of Lysol
[ Return To Top ]
Funny Picture
© 2005