No TheBestSean.com can't take credit for these
ideas but this is really good stuff.
Rejected Dr. Sues Books:
- One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
- Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
- Fox In Detox
- Who Shat in the Hat?
- Horton Hires a Ho
- The Flesh-Eating Lorax
- How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
- Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
- Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
- The Cat in the Blender
- Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
- Are You My Proctologist?
- Yentl the Lentil
- My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
- Aunts in My Pants
Little Golden Books That Never Made It:
- You Are Different and That's Bad
- The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
- Dad's New Wife Robert
- Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
- Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
- Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- All Cats Go to Hell
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Some Kittens Can Fly
- That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
- Grandpa Gets a Casket
- The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
- The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
- You Were an Accident
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
- The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
- Your Nightmares Are Real
- Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
- Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
- Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
- Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry