The Best
A Useful Cat is a Dead Cat

Have you ever driven by a dead cat along side the road? Or better yet hit a cat along side the road? There isn’t much you can do about it. But let’s say you are riding shotgun with a friend and you happen to see a dead cat on the side of the road. Now the possibilities are open. Take for example my story:


Shea and I are driving home from the movie “XXX: State of the Union” and I needed cheering up (seeing as though I just sat threw 1 hour and 41 minutes of what should have been a documentary on how not to act staring Ice Cube). So anyway we pass a dead cat on a remote road outside of town right in front of the only house for miles. So I coax Shea into pulling over and tell him we have to inform the owners. I made sure to tell him I would do all the talking but I want him to come up with me. We go to the door and knock it, an old man and a little girl answer.


“Hi, do you have a black cat with white splotches?” I asked.
“Yes” answered the old man.
“That’s Boots” said the young girl.
“Well not anymore, I hate to say this but Shea hit your cat” I said covering up my smile.
“What!?” Shea.
“Boots!” the young girl.

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