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Date: 10/3/2005 - OMFGBBQ

I have officially started the first contest of many. The October contest will be a fan mail contest with a prize of $50-$200 which is depending on how many good entries I get. If this goes as well as it could next month prize will be a shit load bigger.

 

I have purchased a new server from ServerBeach.com and should be getting everything switch over in the next few days. This means I can get the videos all fully hosted on my site, the forums up, and have plenty of bandwidth to spare. I have also started an affiliate program with TShirtHell.com and will be making money if anyone that comes from my site buys a shirt.

Date: 9/26/2005 - Katrina and Rita, Those Whores

Everyone is all bummed out because of the hurricane that put New Orleans under water. Believe it or not, this is a very good thing. New Orleans is a dirty shit hole of a city, they don't need food supplies and medicine they need bars of soap and lots of them. Take advantage of the water flowing through your dirty, dirty city and clean it.

 

As for the updates, when I said I would update every Monday, I meant every Monday that I felt like. From now on all content updates will be found on the front page and the blog will be separate. Oh, and I have another "friendly" rival, here is a link to the article, check out how I completely owned the crab people.

Date: 8/22/2005 - Scott Free Bitches

The charges I got 2 months ago have been dropped.

Date: 8/15/2005 - Holy Shit, Badass Fanmail

I finished a new article, added 4 badass games-1.htm">videos, and then got bored and didn't do anything else. Often I have been asked "Sean, why don't you ever post fanmail, you don't get any do you?" Its because it is never post worthy you clown. Sit down, shut up and read the most kickass fan mail ever to be sent.

 

From:

Subject: Ten Reasons Why Russ is not better than Sean (In no particular order)

 

10. Russ' name is not Sean. We can blame his parents for that one.

9. Russ' site is about how much better he is than everyone else, especially Sean, but he does it in a crude obnoxious manner, unlike the cool arrogant “You are welcome to argue on this subject, or any of my other opinions, but you will undoubtedly lose.” Show a little creativity Russ.

8. Russ frequently mocks Sean's spelling. It takes one look at a dictionary to know that he is a liar.

7. Sean's site hosts wholesome games like Bloody Pingu Throw, Kitty Cannon and The Drunken Pee Game.

6. As established in #8, Russ is a liar. Therefore his claims that his favorite movie is not Water World are rebuked.

5. I am not a good writer. That makes me a very good judge of who sucks at writing. Russ sucks at writing more than I do.

4. Russ will say he's better than me and call #5 blasphemy, but Russ is a liar. So #5 must be completely truthful.

2. The stuff Sean comes up with to make fun of me for skipping #3 will be funnier than the stuff Russ comes up with.

1. Russ' site has no panache. Q.E.D.

 

Little side note, I wasn't sure the definition of panache, so urban dictionary informed me: Modern expression used as a means of describing asshattery.

Date: 8/9/2005 - Holla at me

You can now join a chat room and talk to me. I know, your welcome. I really didn't do much to the site, next week I promise a new article, the hate mail to Imright.net, 4 or so new games, and some more.

Date: 7/26/2005 - Links

I checked on Imright.net and he did an update to the site. Unfortunately I did not get him to shut down his site, and he did not post my hatemail. So I will be writing and posting a new 2 page hatemail to him by next monday.

 

For the site I added a bunch of links and updated the videos-1.htm">Crab People Unleashed.

Date: 7/18/2005 - Why God?

They are making a sequel to the movie Saw.

Date: 7/11/2005 - Mug shot Bullshit

I found a mug shot of 50 cent.

50 cent

 

How the hell does 50 cent get a mug shot and I don't? This is bullshit, its discrimination. We both got arrested it should be fair. Sure, some people might argue the two misdemeanors I got aren't as bad as "Peddling Coke and Heroin" so he deserves it more, but he wasn't promised one like I was.

 

No, I don't have any content updates. Disappointing isn't it? Kinda like how I felt when I didn't get my mug shot.

Date: 7/5/2005 - I Blew Shit Up

I love the 4th of July. Not because I love this country and I am celebrating our independence but because I love blowing shit up. If you even think about the revolutionary war from July 1st-4th you should just leave now.

 

It occurs to me why I have received no hatemail. No one likes Tony Danza so obviously no hatemail there. The xanga kids don't know how to send email to me with the ever so complicated Outlook Express that opens when you click "Send Hatemail". Anyone who likes Canon tech support must be very hard to piss off. The people who liked the movie Saw, ok no one liked Saw. That about covers everything.

 

I added ads to my site so I can buy a good server and host Crab People Video's on my site. There will never be any of the follow on my site: Image ads, Pop-ups, porn ads, or full page ads. I have also added two new games and am working on adding new animations.

Date: 6/27/2005 - Games!

I have decided I am going to be updating every monday from now on. I have been working hard trying to find other good sites to link to, if you own a site and want to request a link exchange click here. I am also looking for good flash animators that would want a small section in my site under animations, for more details click here.

 

The games section was completely redone. Everything is hosted on my site fully and there is a new layout for the games pages and the game main page. I redid the right tab again so all of this means I will have a lot more time to work on content rather than making my site look pretty.

Date: 6/21/2005 - Good Times

Sean Klitzner won Fight for Fame! He deserved to win and he was the most talented one on the show. Since my last update I still haven't gotten a public apology from the local paper or a summon to court.

 

I made the new layout for the site, if you don't like it you can pretend your opinion matters and send me an email. No new articles but I plan on finishing "Products Revealed" soon. I also added 2 new pictures and a link exchange page.

Date: 6/8/2005 - Police Aren't All Jerks, Just The Ones I've Met

Sean got arrested... But on the plus side I made the local paper and you can tell they didn't break my spirit because I still am talking in 3rd person. Sean will tell you more later. The paper spelled my last name wrong and reported the wrong charge and I wasn't released to my parents which they claimed. Yes, it might look a little cocky of me to talk about getting arrested. But It's also cocky of me to call the newspaper and demand a public apology for misspelling my last name. But on a down side I didn't get a god damn mug shot! They even promised me it on the ride over.

Date: 6/1/2005 - Sean Updated!

Sean updated! It was finals week but now I am back with a new article, an improved right side bar, a new game, and 7 new pictures. I have also decided now that I am going to be sending hatemail to other sites I hate because no one has the balls to send me hatemail.

 

The first site I have chosen is Imright.net. I sent out the hatemail 2 weeks ago and haven't gotten a reply so I plan on sending a much longer and more extensive hatemail. The first one can be found here.

Date: 5/12/2005 - Holy Shit! Content

So Toby's dead and I'm happy. For the site news I have added two new articles to The Archive along with "Rejected Children's Books", Mitch Hedberg quotes, Dan Quayle quotes, and Jack Handy quotes.

 

I also redid the Videos main page as well as the side Navigation Bar on all pages and added an "About" section that replaces the lame Testimonials section.

Date: 5/7/2005 - Work Work

I have just added Mikes Animation page. We are working on a new animation that I can say with confidence will be the best thing you will ever see.

 

We have a new Pope, who used to be a member of the Hitler Youth. The official Vatican Biographer says, "Let's not make a big deal out of this. He was very young, and didn't show much enthusiasm for it." Apparently, he lost interest when he realized just how long it took to cook a Jew with his Easy Bake Oven.

 

As for site news Jeff made my new kick ass layout. I added the games-1.htm">Testimonials sections to the site. I completely remade the Images, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Archive, and Family Guy pages. And I added new faq-1.htm">hatemail!

Date: 4/25/2005 - New Layout
Today I finally added my new layout and the updates for the content are coming soon, quit bitching.
Date: 4/13/2005 - Kill Toby

Toby is a rabbit who will be eaten if he does not make its owner $50,000 in donations by June 30th, 2005. The site for official merchandise and donations is www.savetoby.com. Sweet jesus someone kill that rabbit. I don't know what morons would want to give their own money to save a rabbit, but apparently they come in masses.

 

He has already made 25,000 dollars in donations and merchandise. So I have to think, what separates me from the those who donate. I would have to say the difference between you donators and me is you swerve to miss a rabbit trying to cross the road and I swerve to hit it.

Date: 4/5/2005 - Russ vrs Sean
Russ vrs Sean, also referred to as evil verses good has begun. Click Here to learn more.
Date: 3/28/2005 - Jesus Palooza 2005
Yes, it's that time of year again. The spring Jesus Palooza festivities, click on the picture for details!
Sean's Jesus
Date: 3/24/2005 - It's Here

I’d like to start this off by making an official welcome to my site for finally showing up. To clear things up, I am the greatest Sean in the history of time itself.

 

Why did I make this site?

So you can know things I hate
So you can know things I like
Letting all other Seans know that its official, I won
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