I have decided to compile a list of gift idea's
I thought would suck, or have seen in action, sucking.
- Nothing says "I'm a Tool" quite like a "good
for 1 hour of labor" card. These are by far the lamest gifts
you can give anyone but fortunately these are normally kid to
parent gifts. How about on your kids birthday get back at them
by giving them something just as stupid, like insurance for their
toys. But since kids are dumb so you don't actually have to buy
insurance for them just tell them you did. Go ahead and break
their toys and make them fill out the insurance claim form J74-5
and if they can't do it, no new toys.
- Getting someone tube socks is like saying "Hey fatty, let
me help you hide those kankles."
- Books. These things would be better if they talked to you and
showed you moving pictures of what was happening, that would be
so much more efficient. Books are a worthless, and so are you
for buying them.
- A roll of toilet paper with a note attached that says, "I
got you this because your the shit". Wow a creative 15 cent
gift, just don't try to pull that bs on me, I already know I'm
- I can't believe the consumer market falls for gift cards. If
your going to get someone a gift card just give them money, or
at the very least a gift card to a store they like. Don't get
those bullshit gift cards to places like "Authentic Afghanistan
Food Outlet" that is 6 miles out of town. I have no idea
how places like that stay in business, maybe its from selling
gift cards to morons who think the receivers are going to like